Have a relative who's not dead yet? Are you too busy to respond to their incessant cries of "When's lunch" or "I've fallen and I can't get up"? Why not provide them with a luxurious life of checkers and mahjong tournaments at Abandoned Aged: A Senior Community? Located behind the Shabby Rest Motel, the Administration Building offers easy...

One of the biggest names in the sub-premium overpriced fru-fru coffee market is coming to Anachronism! Starducks is in the throes of remodeling the 50,000 square foot husk of the old E. X. T., INC Manufacturing building.

A safe stop by a tanker truck was narrowly averted today, thanks to the last minute intervention of Fluffy Poiuyt! (This security camera photo was taken a moment before a BOOM could be heard three miles away.)