Eat!

The City of Anachronism welcomes its newest corporate tax payer…uhh, we mean global conglomerate, The Eating Corporation of America (ECA). Now occupying half of the second floor (including the men's restroom) of downtown's Schmern Building is ECA's headquarters for breakfast cereals in states whose names begin with the letter "B." Everyone who's enjoyed the stories of Bang Gunleigh, U.S. Marshal Field knows that ECA's most famous breakfast cereal is Puffed Grass. Made by being shot out of cannons, every bowl provides 120% of the USDA daily recommended amount of chlorophyll. Remember, "What's good for Bossie is good for me and you!"